This one's for all the hypochondriacs and germophobes out there. There are a ton of icky, disgusting things roaming around in the Wasteland (Lookin' at YOU, centaurs) and nobody in their right mind would ever want to touch them. Keep them at arm's length with this gun.

The name is a reference to the expression, “I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole.”

Parts Used

I started with the Battle Rifle mesh from Gun Runners' Arsenal and removed everything but the stock. I then added the receiver and charging handle from the 25mm Grenade APW, the barrel from the Varmint Rifle, the trigger guard from the Hunting Shotgun, the trigger from the Silenced .22 SMG, and a shortened 10mm Submachine Gun magazine.

Perks and Challenges

The following properties, perks and challenges apply to this weapon:

• Curios and Relics

Usage Notes

This weapon deals additional damage proportional to the distance of the target from the shooter. \[ BonusDamage = \frac{Distance} {100}\] This means the further away the target is, the more damage they take. The calculation uses game units, but for context, one meter is approximately equal to 70 game units. Using imperial measurements, 128 game units equals six feet.

Procurement

This weapon must be custom built to order by Vlad, and cannot otherwise be obtained without console commands.